1 00:00:12,466 --> 00:00:15,541 -I'm Shawn Ruddy, and I'm a piece of trash. 2 00:00:18,409 --> 00:00:20,862 I'm Shawn Ruddy, the world's biggest wuss. 3 00:00:20,966 --> 00:00:23,349 And because I love attention and hate myself, 4 00:00:23,453 --> 00:00:28,325 I'm facing all of my fears one dumb ass challenge at a time. 5 00:00:28,428 --> 00:00:31,642 Help! 6 00:00:32,056 --> 00:00:33,645 Ah! 7 00:00:34,647 --> 00:00:39,035 Stop! Muchachos! 8 00:00:41,488 --> 00:00:43,630 Hey, douchebags! 9 00:00:45,151 --> 00:00:46,497 What did you say? 10 00:00:46,602 --> 00:00:48,433 - Oh - Hey! 11 00:00:51,370 --> 00:00:53,995 This is "The Wrath of Shawn." 12 00:00:54,099 --> 00:00:57,174 Welcome to "The Wrath of Shawn." Happy Halloween! 13 00:00:58,728 --> 00:01:00,076 Ah! 14 00:01:02,391 --> 00:01:04,188 No, no, no! 15 00:01:06,779 --> 00:01:08,817 Help! 16 00:01:10,856 --> 00:01:13,308 Ah! 17 00:01:13,413 --> 00:01:15,278 Hadouken! 18 00:01:20,875 --> 00:01:22,637 I'm back! 19 00:01:22,741 --> 00:01:25,194 After six months of eating ramen noodles 20 00:01:25,298 --> 00:01:30,515 with chopped up bits of Vienna sausages, I am monetized again. 21 00:01:32,415 --> 00:01:34,039 But I don't care about that stuff. 22 00:01:34,142 --> 00:01:35,974 I don't care about money. 23 00:01:36,077 --> 00:01:37,908 I care about you. 24 00:01:38,011 --> 00:01:40,154 For seven years now, you have watched me face 25 00:01:40,258 --> 00:01:41,950 my fears for your entertainment. 26 00:01:42,054 --> 00:01:45,268 And I'm happy to announce I've faced them all. 27 00:01:45,371 --> 00:01:46,649 Not. 28 00:01:46,752 --> 00:01:48,791 There is one fear that I haven't yet faced. 29 00:01:48,895 --> 00:01:51,900 Something I fear more than cops. More than sharks. 30 00:01:52,005 --> 00:01:54,112 More than playing bingo with the elderly. 31 00:01:54,216 --> 00:01:58,258 I, Shawn Ruddy, and mortally terrified of... 32 00:01:58,362 --> 00:01:59,605 ghosts. 33 00:02:01,471 --> 00:02:03,129 -I was raised in a religious home. 34 00:02:03,233 --> 00:02:06,343 I believe in that stuff. I hate that stuff. 35 00:02:06,447 --> 00:02:07,655 I haven't seen a horror movie 36 00:02:07,759 --> 00:02:09,210 since the first half of "Ghost Dad." 37 00:02:09,314 --> 00:02:12,354 And that's why I hate myself for what I'm about to say. 38 00:02:12,458 --> 00:02:14,151 For my next livestream event, 39 00:02:14,255 --> 00:02:19,783 I will be spending one night alone in a haunted house. 40 00:02:21,821 --> 00:02:23,376 If there are ghosts in the house, 41 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:25,933 it's pretty much a guarantee that I'm going to piss them off. 42 00:02:26,036 --> 00:02:28,178 That's why my mom packed me this paranormal kit. 43 00:02:28,282 --> 00:02:32,704 Holy water, a crucifix, salt, garlic, and a silver dagger. 44 00:02:32,808 --> 00:02:35,365 I have come up with one rule that you and the sponsors 45 00:02:35,468 --> 00:02:40,167 can hold me to... if I see or hear anything unusual, 46 00:02:40,270 --> 00:02:42,689 I have to check it out. 47 00:02:42,792 --> 00:02:45,418 If you let me break this rule, I will not get paid. 48 00:02:45,523 --> 00:02:47,665 I will not get paid. 49 00:02:47,768 --> 00:02:49,230 This is on you now, Internet. 50 00:02:49,254 --> 00:02:51,707 Tune into my Livvid channel on October 20th, 51 00:02:51,810 --> 00:02:53,503 11:00 p.m. Mountain Standard Time 52 00:02:53,607 --> 00:02:57,546 for the biggest comeback event since the first Easter. 53 00:02:57,649 --> 00:02:58,962 I'll see you then. 54 00:02:59,066 --> 00:03:00,862 Don't forget to smash that like button, 55 00:03:00,966 --> 00:03:03,833 smash that subscribe button, and follow me on Livvid. 56 00:03:30,783 --> 00:03:32,372 Welcome to "The wrath of Shawn." 57 00:03:32,476 --> 00:03:36,241 These shirts are available right now in my merch store, 58 00:03:36,345 --> 00:03:37,934 and as always, 59 00:03:38,038 --> 00:03:41,493 I've composed a score specifically for this broadcast. 60 00:03:41,597 --> 00:03:45,259 I'm calling this one "Shawn Carpenter's Halloween." 61 00:03:45,363 --> 00:03:47,850 Available now on iTunes. 62 00:03:47,954 --> 00:03:51,996 Okay, this is Shawn Ruddy, 63 00:03:52,100 --> 00:03:55,555 coming to you live from... 64 00:03:55,659 --> 00:03:57,938 Death Manor. 65 00:03:58,043 --> 00:04:00,323 I'm doing a dramatic push in, if you can't tell. 66 00:04:00,426 --> 00:04:04,607 This is the most haunted house in the United States. 67 00:04:04,710 --> 00:04:06,230 And by that, I mean the most haunted 68 00:04:06,335 --> 00:04:09,479 but not too famous for me to film in house. 69 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:12,657 And I'm spending the night there. 70 00:04:12,761 --> 00:04:14,730 I've had the nervous poops all week. 71 00:04:14,834 --> 00:04:16,769 But no matter what happens to me, 72 00:04:16,872 --> 00:04:18,842 I am committed to bringing you 73 00:04:18,945 --> 00:04:22,054 the most cinematic experience in live streaming. 74 00:04:22,158 --> 00:04:24,265 I've got my Livvid bracelet right here. 75 00:04:24,370 --> 00:04:27,686 So when I flick my wrist, this will cut back and forth 76 00:04:27,790 --> 00:04:30,830 from my selfie camera, my P.O.V. cam. 77 00:04:30,933 --> 00:04:33,318 Okay. 78 00:04:38,673 --> 00:04:43,407 Now, this next part is called protecting me from myself. 79 00:04:47,310 --> 00:04:51,111 I need to remove any temptation of an easy exit. 80 00:04:52,908 --> 00:04:55,982 I know me way too well. 81 00:05:01,545 --> 00:05:03,203 I've done a lot of stupid things before, 82 00:05:03,307 --> 00:05:06,485 but I've never been completely alone while doing that. 83 00:05:18,371 --> 00:05:19,961 If you're just tuning in, 84 00:05:20,064 --> 00:05:23,726 I am about to make my approach to Death Manor. 85 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:34,540 Death Manor was built in 1880 by a wealthy Mormon pioneer 86 00:05:34,644 --> 00:05:39,826 for his social outcast daughter, a poet named Mildred Pratt. 87 00:05:39,930 --> 00:05:41,830 Mildred would later commit suicide 88 00:05:41,934 --> 00:05:45,113 and become the first of many deaths in this house. 89 00:05:45,216 --> 00:05:47,324 Did her suicide curse the house? 90 00:05:47,427 --> 00:05:51,227 Or was Mildred the victim of an already cursed house? 91 00:05:52,713 --> 00:05:54,891 That's not a good sign. 92 00:05:55,304 --> 00:05:59,002 This is not going well for me. 93 00:05:59,105 --> 00:06:01,282 I'm not a big fan of these woods. 94 00:06:01,385 --> 00:06:05,186 They actually found a body out here a few years ago. 95 00:06:05,290 --> 00:06:08,572 The face was completely eaten by rats. 96 00:06:08,675 --> 00:06:11,750 Was it related to the power of this house? 97 00:06:11,854 --> 00:06:13,167 Maybe. 98 00:06:13,270 --> 00:06:16,553 Maybe it was also... 99 00:06:16,657 --> 00:06:17,866 A stick man. 100 00:06:17,969 --> 00:06:21,528 That is some satanic Wiccan crap. 101 00:06:22,876 --> 00:06:25,121 I got to get some eyes out here. 102 00:06:35,382 --> 00:06:38,113 All of these infrared cameras are motion activated 103 00:06:38,216 --> 00:06:40,289 and will cut right into the feed automatically. 104 00:06:40,392 --> 00:06:44,366 So if anything happens out here, we'll know. 105 00:06:52,830 --> 00:06:54,662 Let's see. 106 00:06:58,393 --> 00:07:02,021 Not a big fan of barbed wire or "bobbed" wire, 107 00:07:02,124 --> 00:07:03,610 as my mom calls it. 108 00:07:03,713 --> 00:07:05,960 There's got to be another door. 109 00:07:16,048 --> 00:07:18,397 Yeah. This is better. 110 00:07:23,995 --> 00:07:26,655 Good thing I've been lifting. 111 00:07:29,902 --> 00:07:33,979 Being banned from the Internet has given me 112 00:07:34,083 --> 00:07:35,534 time to work on my self. 113 00:07:35,637 --> 00:07:37,884 Ah! 114 00:07:46,107 --> 00:07:47,903 Okay. 115 00:07:56,955 --> 00:07:58,820 Spiders! 116 00:07:58,925 --> 00:08:00,583 Ah! 117 00:08:21,727 --> 00:08:25,493 Okay. Before I change my mind... 118 00:08:32,161 --> 00:08:36,376 This is also called protecting me from myself. 119 00:08:36,479 --> 00:08:38,449 What is that, a vent? 120 00:08:44,115 --> 00:08:47,812 After Mildred's death, 11 more people died in this house 121 00:08:47,916 --> 00:08:51,198 before it was finally boarded up in 1956. 122 00:08:51,302 --> 00:08:53,064 That's... Shit! Shoot! 123 00:08:53,168 --> 00:08:56,277 I meant shoot. Please don't monetize me, Livvid. 124 00:08:56,381 --> 00:08:58,212 This is an intense situation. 125 00:08:58,316 --> 00:08:59,879 I think there should be a strike system, 126 00:08:59,974 --> 00:09:04,085 like three strikes or something, starting on the next one. 127 00:09:05,018 --> 00:09:08,715 Holy F. 128 00:09:08,818 --> 00:09:12,688 This room smells like my A.H. 129 00:09:12,792 --> 00:09:14,347 "Help me." 130 00:09:14,450 --> 00:09:17,456 It's just paint. It's just paint. 131 00:09:17,559 --> 00:09:20,911 Is anyone else creeped out by this? 132 00:09:21,982 --> 00:09:24,367 "I'm an atheist. I don't believe in ghosts." 133 00:09:24,470 --> 00:09:27,510 Oh, good for you, Kimbucha. 134 00:09:27,614 --> 00:09:29,341 "Haunted houses are overdone." 135 00:09:29,445 --> 00:09:31,069 How can haunted houses be overdone? 136 00:09:31,173 --> 00:09:33,590 I've never done one before. 137 00:09:33,695 --> 00:09:36,804 Kiguy5... "Did kids call you crater face in high school?" 138 00:09:36,908 --> 00:09:40,467 No, because in high school it was still acne. 139 00:09:40,570 --> 00:09:44,129 Your nuts. Yeah. What about him? 140 00:09:46,996 --> 00:09:49,000 What is that? 141 00:09:49,104 --> 00:09:52,006 Oh, gross! Oh, gross! 142 00:09:52,109 --> 00:09:53,457 That's disgusting. 143 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:55,461 Alright, Shawn, 10 minutes in, 144 00:09:55,564 --> 00:09:58,708 you've already got swearing and drugs. 145 00:10:15,535 --> 00:10:17,849 Is that a well bucket? 146 00:10:17,953 --> 00:10:20,164 I feel like I'm in "The Ring." 147 00:10:23,515 --> 00:10:25,450 Here it is. 148 00:10:25,554 --> 00:10:28,110 Mildred's old kitchen. 149 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:34,364 That means that's the room. 150 00:10:35,884 --> 00:10:37,992 Okay. 151 00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:41,965 Judas Priest! Look at that thing. 152 00:10:42,068 --> 00:10:44,384 Looks like it could fillet someone. 153 00:10:44,487 --> 00:10:46,698 Okay. 154 00:10:46,802 --> 00:10:49,048 Tonight, we're going to be monitoring three rooms, 155 00:10:49,151 --> 00:10:53,125 all of which have actual documented paranormal activity. 156 00:10:53,228 --> 00:10:57,029 The first room, the master bedroom. 157 00:10:59,655 --> 00:11:02,038 Ahh. 158 00:11:02,142 --> 00:11:04,906 We got to get a camera up in here, too. 159 00:11:06,392 --> 00:11:10,365 Internet, say a prayer this chair doesn't break. 160 00:11:17,656 --> 00:11:19,106 Is that gonna hold? 161 00:11:19,210 --> 00:11:22,423 Pro tip... Always carry duct tape. 162 00:11:22,527 --> 00:11:26,741 You can literally fix 90% of life's problems with duct tape. 163 00:11:26,845 --> 00:11:29,298 I made a wallet of duct tape in eighth grade. 164 00:11:29,402 --> 00:11:31,199 I'm still proud of it. 165 00:11:33,134 --> 00:11:34,930 Master. 166 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:41,529 Okay, this room has two separate reports of the same ghost 167 00:11:41,633 --> 00:11:43,809 who I like to call Corner Man. 168 00:11:43,913 --> 00:11:46,228 This is the first account. 169 00:11:47,368 --> 00:11:51,203 In 1910, a man named Max Loland wrote about a reoccurring dream 170 00:11:51,307 --> 00:11:53,691 he had while sleeping in this room. 171 00:11:53,794 --> 00:11:56,835 "In my dreams, I wake up and see a very tall man 172 00:11:56,938 --> 00:11:58,769 in the north corner of my room. 173 00:11:58,873 --> 00:12:01,844 I can't see his face, but I know he's watching me. 174 00:12:01,948 --> 00:12:04,332 And he always whispers the same thing... 175 00:12:04,435 --> 00:12:07,096 The pond water still. 176 00:12:08,133 --> 00:12:12,763 One year later, Max Loland died in his sleep. 177 00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:15,664 In this room. 178 00:12:15,768 --> 00:12:18,808 Probably in this nasty bed. 179 00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:21,192 North corner. 180 00:12:21,296 --> 00:12:25,338 Okay, prepare yourself. This is really disturbing. 181 00:12:25,442 --> 00:12:29,346 "In 1995, a team of paranormal investigators 182 00:12:29,450 --> 00:12:34,148 came into this room and took this picture. 183 00:12:34,252 --> 00:12:37,397 They were standing right here. 184 00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:52,045 I don't think I can be in here anymore. 185 00:12:56,882 --> 00:12:58,886 I hope you all appreciate the public service 186 00:12:58,989 --> 00:13:00,406 I'm doing by being here. 187 00:13:01,477 --> 00:13:04,311 LilyKing98... "Shawn, please do the right thing 188 00:13:04,414 --> 00:13:06,418 and help the spirits of this house find rest." 189 00:13:06,522 --> 00:13:10,840 Hell, no! I'm not an exorcist, LilyKing98. 190 00:13:10,944 --> 00:13:13,674 Oyaboyo... "Are you still with what's her name?" 191 00:13:13,777 --> 00:13:15,678 No, shh! We're here. 192 00:13:18,510 --> 00:13:20,618 That's where it happened. 193 00:13:20,722 --> 00:13:24,281 Mildred hung herself right at the top of these stairs. 194 00:13:34,058 --> 00:13:35,751 From all accounts I could dig up, 195 00:13:35,855 --> 00:13:39,448 Mildred's small town community wasn't a big fan of, quote, 196 00:13:39,551 --> 00:13:42,350 "odd duck Mildred and her weird poems." 197 00:13:42,454 --> 00:13:44,043 So her dad built her this big house. 198 00:13:44,146 --> 00:13:45,286 I don't know why. 199 00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:46,817 My guess is he thought it might attract 200 00:13:46,841 --> 00:13:49,018 a husband for her. 201 00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:55,721 But no one wanted her it seems. 202 00:13:56,653 --> 00:13:58,831 As creepy as the Corner Man stuff is, 203 00:13:58,934 --> 00:14:01,076 it's the second floor that's the real 204 00:14:01,179 --> 00:14:04,013 paranormal G-spot in this house. 205 00:14:05,775 --> 00:14:07,744 Okay. 206 00:14:12,789 --> 00:14:15,518 The nursery. 207 00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:17,937 From what I found in my research, five children 208 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:19,180 have died in this room. 209 00:14:19,283 --> 00:14:24,052 Two babies and three kids. 210 00:14:26,678 --> 00:14:31,204 Oh. I've always hated creepy kid movies. 211 00:14:31,307 --> 00:14:33,899 What if Haley Joel Osment was just sitting here? 212 00:14:34,002 --> 00:14:35,903 As an adult. 213 00:14:36,006 --> 00:14:38,113 Oh, that's worse. 214 00:14:38,217 --> 00:14:40,670 Look at that window. 215 00:14:40,774 --> 00:14:43,089 Why isn't this one boarded up? 216 00:14:47,373 --> 00:14:49,826 You think something escaped? 217 00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:56,563 Okay, now, for the ghost evidence of this room. 218 00:14:56,667 --> 00:14:59,500 I'm going to play this messed up video from some ghost hunters 219 00:14:59,604 --> 00:15:02,610 in the '90s while I set up the room cam. 220 00:15:06,548 --> 00:15:08,414 -I don't want to go back in there, Dad. 221 00:15:08,517 --> 00:15:11,281 -Just a little longer, just to help us out. 222 00:15:11,385 --> 00:15:12,491 -No. 223 00:15:12,594 --> 00:15:15,323 -Well, we can get ice cream after. 224 00:15:15,428 --> 00:15:16,464 Jessica! 225 00:15:16,568 --> 00:15:19,297 They told me it's not my room. 226 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:21,819 -Who told you that? 227 00:15:27,451 --> 00:15:29,281 Pretty creepy, right? 228 00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:32,426 That girl totally saw something in this room. 229 00:15:32,530 --> 00:15:35,431 Also, I just want to say, I do not condone 230 00:15:35,536 --> 00:15:38,506 the use of a child in paranormal research. 231 00:15:38,611 --> 00:15:42,273 I've never used children before in my stunts. 232 00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:44,449 Despite what people say, there are further depths 233 00:15:44,553 --> 00:15:46,764 that I could sink to. 234 00:15:46,868 --> 00:15:49,597 Okay. Last room. 235 00:15:49,701 --> 00:15:52,672 This is the room I've been dreading the most. 236 00:15:55,298 --> 00:15:58,476 The bathroom. 237 00:15:59,721 --> 00:16:01,655 A mirror! 238 00:16:01,759 --> 00:16:03,762 Bloody Mary. 239 00:16:05,456 --> 00:16:07,425 The last death that I could find happened 240 00:16:07,529 --> 00:16:10,949 in this bathtub in 1955. 241 00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:15,683 Ohhhh. 242 00:16:15,786 --> 00:16:17,203 Ah! 243 00:16:17,306 --> 00:16:18,896 I would never. 244 00:16:18,999 --> 00:16:25,598 I'm about to play an EVP recorded in this room in 2002. 245 00:16:25,702 --> 00:16:28,500 For those of you unfamiliar with EVPs, 246 00:16:28,604 --> 00:16:32,647 EVP stands for Electronic Voice Phenomenon. 247 00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:34,754 The idea is that recordings may be able to 248 00:16:34,858 --> 00:16:36,585 pick up communications from the dead 249 00:16:36,688 --> 00:16:38,243 that we otherwise can't hear. 250 00:16:38,347 --> 00:16:40,420 I'll show you. Listen to this. 251 00:16:40,524 --> 00:16:44,083 -We've got Jay. He's going to man the recorder. 252 00:16:44,186 --> 00:16:46,570 He's been feeling really sick. 253 00:16:46,674 --> 00:16:49,852 -Yeah, I just... I don't. I don't like it here. 254 00:16:49,956 --> 00:16:53,618 The second we walked in, I just... I don't like it. 255 00:16:55,035 --> 00:16:58,041 Yeah, I just... I don't know. I don't like it here. 256 00:16:58,144 --> 00:17:02,428 The second we walked in, I just... I don't like it. 257 00:17:02,532 --> 00:17:04,122 I don't like it. 258 00:17:04,225 --> 00:17:07,991 I don't like it. I don't like it. 259 00:17:08,094 --> 00:17:09,270 -Did you guys hear that? 260 00:17:09,373 --> 00:17:12,171 The ghost said "mama" and "pond water." 261 00:17:12,276 --> 00:17:13,968 It's just like that guy's journal. 262 00:17:14,072 --> 00:17:16,870 Corner Ghost said the pond water is still. 263 00:17:18,701 --> 00:17:21,638 It was totally pond water! 264 00:17:21,742 --> 00:17:24,679 Okay, fine. Maybe it was "bond mother." 265 00:17:24,782 --> 00:17:28,376 Either way, there's a presence still in this bath. 266 00:17:28,479 --> 00:17:29,792 Why is it still here? 267 00:17:29,896 --> 00:17:33,904 Well, that brings us back to our story of pathetic, 268 00:17:34,007 --> 00:17:36,771 lonely Mildred and her sad poems. 269 00:17:36,874 --> 00:17:39,500 Mildred lived here for eight years in this house, 270 00:17:39,604 --> 00:17:41,884 writing poems about the romantic love 271 00:17:41,988 --> 00:17:43,370 she didn't have. 272 00:17:43,473 --> 00:17:46,583 A tortured artist, you could say. 273 00:17:47,793 --> 00:17:51,489 But she was finally hit with a stroke of luck 274 00:17:51,593 --> 00:17:53,493 when a handsome, wealthy publisher 275 00:17:53,597 --> 00:17:55,635 from the East Coast named Lars Jorgensen 276 00:17:55,739 --> 00:17:57,881 passed through her small town. 277 00:18:02,476 --> 00:18:03,962 They fell in love, and for two years, 278 00:18:04,065 --> 00:18:07,383 they wrote each other love letters almost every day. 279 00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:09,835 Want to know what happens next? 280 00:18:09,939 --> 00:18:12,012 You're going to have to stay tuned. 281 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,614 All right. For whatever reason, 282 00:18:20,719 --> 00:18:25,210 this room hasn't had any reports of paranormal activity. 283 00:18:27,076 --> 00:18:31,671 Which is why I'm calling this the safe room 284 00:18:31,774 --> 00:18:34,711 and setting up my home base. 285 00:18:37,129 --> 00:18:42,174 This room is now "Wrath of Shawn" headquarters. 286 00:18:42,277 --> 00:18:44,696 A closet! 287 00:18:44,799 --> 00:18:47,149 Oh, no. Ghosts love closets. 288 00:18:47,253 --> 00:18:49,637 I have to check. 289 00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:57,755 Okay. We're clear. 290 00:18:57,860 --> 00:18:59,518 What is that? 291 00:18:59,621 --> 00:19:01,694 What is this?! 292 00:19:01,798 --> 00:19:02,869 I do not like this! 293 00:19:02,973 --> 00:19:04,631 If something happens to me tonight, 294 00:19:04,735 --> 00:19:07,948 I guarantee it'll be because of this thing. 295 00:19:08,051 --> 00:19:10,850 Okay, let's get some proper light in here, shall we? 296 00:19:10,954 --> 00:19:12,992 I think I deserve that. 297 00:19:17,691 --> 00:19:19,557 If you're just tuning in, 298 00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:25,258 I have just finished my setup of the house. 299 00:19:34,379 --> 00:19:35,864 Ah. 300 00:19:44,398 --> 00:19:45,884 Ahh. 301 00:19:45,987 --> 00:19:48,406 I better just go halfsies on this thing. 302 00:19:48,510 --> 00:19:49,857 I'm not as young as I used to be. 303 00:19:49,961 --> 00:19:51,309 No offense, Thunder. 304 00:19:51,412 --> 00:19:54,694 I mean, I know it says 100% natural ingredients, 305 00:19:54,797 --> 00:19:56,283 so I'm sure it's good for you. 306 00:19:56,387 --> 00:19:57,631 If you're 18. 307 00:19:57,734 --> 00:19:59,738 SleeplesslnSerbia... For the love of God, 308 00:19:59,842 --> 00:20:01,224 tell us what happened to Mildred. 309 00:20:01,328 --> 00:20:05,059 No, I got to keep you guys watching all night. 310 00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:06,959 TatumTot... provoke the spirits. 311 00:20:07,063 --> 00:20:11,243 I am provoking them. By being here. 312 00:20:11,347 --> 00:20:13,178 Seriously I'm out? No, no, no, no, no. 313 00:20:13,282 --> 00:20:14,725 Wait, wait, wait, don't go, don't go. 314 00:20:14,802 --> 00:20:16,253 I'll provoke. 315 00:20:16,357 --> 00:20:19,190 And yes, I did make a wheel of stupid things for this. 316 00:20:19,294 --> 00:20:22,092 Let me get it. 317 00:20:22,196 --> 00:20:26,342 Right. See? All right, I'll spin. 318 00:20:26,446 --> 00:20:28,829 Oh, seance? Come on. 319 00:20:28,933 --> 00:20:31,663 Okay, but I get to choose the room. 320 00:20:31,766 --> 00:20:34,254 We're going to do things my way. All right? 321 00:20:37,329 --> 00:20:40,404 Okay, back to the shocking conclusion 322 00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:42,062 of the Mildred saga. 323 00:20:42,165 --> 00:20:44,481 After writing each other letters for two years, 324 00:20:44,584 --> 00:20:48,143 Lars asked Mildred to marry him and move to Boston. 325 00:20:48,246 --> 00:20:49,767 She was finally about to leave 326 00:20:49,870 --> 00:20:52,496 what she called "this stinky little town." 327 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:55,433 But just two days before she was supposed to move, 328 00:20:55,536 --> 00:20:58,093 Lars unexpectedly died. 329 00:20:58,196 --> 00:21:01,997 She hung herself the next day at the end of this hall. 330 00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:12,604 And legend has it that everyone who died after her 331 00:21:12,708 --> 00:21:14,539 is still in this house. 332 00:21:14,642 --> 00:21:16,957 Why? 333 00:21:17,061 --> 00:21:20,585 Because Mildred is collecting souls to create the family 334 00:21:20,689 --> 00:21:23,176 she could never have in life. 335 00:21:51,819 --> 00:21:54,064 Oh, no way! 336 00:21:54,167 --> 00:21:56,586 Oh, this is too perfect! 337 00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:59,937 Oh, somebody look this up and find a year on this thing. 338 00:22:00,041 --> 00:22:02,321 And the going price on eBay. 339 00:22:03,669 --> 00:22:07,746 Should I be offended that clowns wear whiteface? 340 00:22:07,850 --> 00:22:10,717 I'm always out of touch with the rules on these things. 341 00:22:16,556 --> 00:22:19,492 Spirit from another time, 342 00:22:19,597 --> 00:22:21,842 I touch something 343 00:22:21,946 --> 00:22:23,881 that was once thine. 344 00:22:23,984 --> 00:22:27,231 Come to me. I summoned thee. 345 00:22:36,664 --> 00:22:41,985 Red rover, red rover, send dead babies right over. 346 00:22:45,543 --> 00:22:46,857 Geez. 347 00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:49,043 I'm not sure how you're supposed to tell the difference 348 00:22:49,067 --> 00:22:51,313 between old house sounds and ghost sounds. 349 00:22:51,416 --> 00:22:52,523 Ghosts have a really... 350 00:23:00,331 --> 00:23:02,922 Did you guys hear that? It's... aah! 351 00:23:03,026 --> 00:23:05,444 It's coming after me. 352 00:23:07,759 --> 00:23:10,834 That was not a house sound. That was a thump! 353 00:23:10,937 --> 00:23:13,218 What kind of a house goes thump? 354 00:23:14,876 --> 00:23:16,465 Here's the thing. 355 00:23:16,569 --> 00:23:19,817 I was too scared to say it back there, but... 356 00:23:19,921 --> 00:23:23,686 I felt something, like... like a vibration in my chest. 357 00:23:23,790 --> 00:23:26,105 Like... it felt like. 358 00:23:28,903 --> 00:23:30,251 You believed me. 359 00:23:30,354 --> 00:23:32,231 I'm thinking about producing a film starring me. 360 00:23:32,255 --> 00:23:33,948 You know, I actually think I'm good enough. 361 00:23:34,051 --> 00:23:36,573 I'm going to call it "The Excor-Shawnce" 362 00:23:36,677 --> 00:23:38,231 or "Shawn-corcist." 363 00:23:38,336 --> 00:23:40,443 Speaking of cysts, I used to date this girl 364 00:23:40,547 --> 00:23:42,239 that had a cyst in her forearm. 365 00:23:42,343 --> 00:23:45,280 I mean, it wasn't huge, but it still gave me the heebies. 366 00:23:45,383 --> 00:23:48,009 Now my memories have exaggerated over time. 367 00:23:48,114 --> 00:23:49,598 So every time I think about her, 368 00:23:49,703 --> 00:23:52,466 I imagine this Popeye arm looking girl. 369 00:23:52,570 --> 00:23:55,300 Makes me want to throw up. 370 00:23:55,403 --> 00:23:58,098 We should look her up! 371 00:23:58,201 --> 00:24:00,620 How freaky would it be if we did an episode 372 00:24:00,724 --> 00:24:02,209 where we drain her cyst? 373 00:24:02,313 --> 00:24:04,110 You gag, you lose challenge. 374 00:24:06,252 --> 00:24:08,635 Can't even think about it. 375 00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:46,675 Oh, come on. That doesn't even look real. 376 00:24:46,779 --> 00:24:49,474 I'm not falling for this Photoshop hack job. 377 00:24:49,577 --> 00:24:53,136 I've been using Photoshop since eighth grade. 378 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,244 Okay. All right, I'll play. 379 00:24:55,347 --> 00:24:58,250 Let's pull up that part of the time code. 380 00:24:58,353 --> 00:25:00,426 Let's go there. 381 00:25:28,376 --> 00:25:32,212 That was real. That was real. 382 00:25:32,316 --> 00:25:34,665 What do we do? 383 00:25:34,769 --> 00:25:38,638 I'm not going back out there. That was right outside the door. 384 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:42,749 Screw the rules. That wasn't a ghost sound. 385 00:25:42,853 --> 00:25:44,891 That was a literal, actual thing. 386 00:25:44,996 --> 00:25:47,897 Like a demon or Slenderman or something. 387 00:25:48,001 --> 00:25:51,698 You all saw it. It had freaking legs! 388 00:25:51,802 --> 00:25:54,082 Damn it. 389 00:25:54,185 --> 00:25:56,569 Stop. Stop. I'm not losing my sponsors again. 390 00:25:56,673 --> 00:25:59,092 Just... Just let me think. 391 00:26:01,372 --> 00:26:06,658 Okay, so... so technically, I just have to go to that spot 392 00:26:06,762 --> 00:26:08,558 and I could run right back, right? 393 00:26:08,662 --> 00:26:11,046 I just need to walk to the end of the hallway 394 00:26:11,149 --> 00:26:12,462 and come right back. 395 00:26:12,566 --> 00:26:14,398 There and back again. 396 00:26:14,501 --> 00:26:17,196 Like "A Hobbit's Tale." Okay, I can do this. 397 00:26:17,299 --> 00:26:18,822 I can do this. Oh, shit, I can't do it! 398 00:26:18,888 --> 00:26:21,963 Come on, Shawn, you can. The sponsors. 399 00:26:34,229 --> 00:26:36,095 Okay. 400 00:26:42,002 --> 00:26:43,972 All right. 401 00:26:52,575 --> 00:26:55,201 All right, here I go. Watch me soar. 402 00:26:59,450 --> 00:27:01,385 Okay, I'm going, but I need some support. 403 00:27:01,489 --> 00:27:05,877 Like, can you send me pictures of cute things like baby pandas 404 00:27:05,980 --> 00:27:08,260 or dogs wearing clothes and shit. 405 00:27:08,365 --> 00:27:10,264 Shoot. Strike. 406 00:27:24,845 --> 00:27:27,263 Did I leave that open? 407 00:27:33,482 --> 00:27:36,799 Come on, Shawn. You can do this. 408 00:27:42,672 --> 00:27:44,089 What was that? 409 00:27:55,732 --> 00:27:58,324 It's real! It's real! It's real! 410 00:28:02,953 --> 00:28:06,201 What do you want from me?! 411 00:28:20,505 --> 00:28:23,268 -Oh, my God! 412 00:28:23,372 --> 00:28:24,754 Oh, my God. 413 00:28:24,857 --> 00:28:27,588 Shawn! I love you so much. 414 00:28:27,691 --> 00:28:29,487 I can't believe it's you! 415 00:28:29,591 --> 00:28:31,284 I'm obsessed with watching you. 416 00:28:31,388 --> 00:28:33,149 I mean, watching your channel. 417 00:28:33,254 --> 00:28:36,363 -How did you find me? You're not supposed to be here. 418 00:28:36,467 --> 00:28:38,297 Oh, it's so good to see a human. 419 00:28:38,402 --> 00:28:40,232 - Can I stay? - Yes, please. 420 00:28:40,336 --> 00:28:41,821 No! 421 00:28:41,925 --> 00:28:44,309 Oh, please don't leave me. 422 00:28:44,413 --> 00:28:46,417 Who are you? - I'm Chrissy. 423 00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:49,388 You've probably seen, like, a bazillion comments from me. 424 00:28:49,492 --> 00:28:52,255 I'm QuizCat94. 425 00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,709 -Holy crap. Can I just sit down for a second 426 00:28:54,812 --> 00:28:56,125 and process all of this? 427 00:28:56,229 --> 00:28:58,371 -Of course. 428 00:29:05,247 --> 00:29:07,216 Oh, I'm fine. 429 00:29:09,254 --> 00:29:11,327 -How did you even figure out where this place is? 430 00:29:11,431 --> 00:29:13,780 -Oh, it wasn't hard. I just pieced things together. 431 00:29:13,883 --> 00:29:15,794 You accidently gave it away when you were said... 432 00:29:15,818 --> 00:29:17,166 -Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop, stop. 433 00:29:17,270 --> 00:29:19,154 I don't want any more surprise visitors tonight. 434 00:29:19,239 --> 00:29:21,416 So you drove out to the middle of nowhere 435 00:29:21,519 --> 00:29:23,627 and then an hour down a sketchy dirt road 436 00:29:23,731 --> 00:29:27,808 in the middle of the night all by yourself just to... 437 00:29:27,911 --> 00:29:29,777 -I just wanted to say hi in person. 438 00:29:29,881 --> 00:29:31,412 Also, I can help with the ghost hunting. 439 00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:33,163 I'm really good at stuff like that. 440 00:29:33,266 --> 00:29:35,374 -Well, obviously I don't need help ghost hunting. 441 00:29:35,477 --> 00:29:38,345 I'm pretty good at drawing them out all by myself apparently. 442 00:29:38,449 --> 00:29:40,625 I'm like a frickin' salt lick for ghosts. 443 00:29:40,730 --> 00:29:41,938 - Wait, are you leaving? - Huh? 444 00:29:42,042 --> 00:29:44,080 I think I'm just going to leave my cameras. 445 00:29:44,184 --> 00:29:45,439 -Why? I thought you needed the money. 446 00:29:45,463 --> 00:29:47,743 -You can't pay me enough to stay here. 447 00:29:47,846 --> 00:29:50,092 -Even with the record amount of views. 448 00:29:51,647 --> 00:29:54,653 -Serious? 449 00:29:54,757 --> 00:29:56,553 Oh. 450 00:30:00,906 --> 00:30:04,188 Holy crap! 451 00:30:04,292 --> 00:30:06,296 -See, Shawn. They want us to stay. 452 00:30:06,399 --> 00:30:08,715 -Chrissy, not trying to be an A-hole or anything, 453 00:30:08,818 --> 00:30:11,409 but they don't want us to stay, they want meto stay. 454 00:30:11,513 --> 00:30:15,694 The whole premise here is that I'm alone in a haunted house. 455 00:30:15,798 --> 00:30:18,215 Seriously? You want her to stay? Okay. 456 00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:22,327 All right. I'll make a poll. Should she stay? 457 00:30:24,884 --> 00:30:26,300 You seriously want her to stay? 458 00:30:26,404 --> 00:30:29,272 It's not going to be as scary with two people here. 459 00:30:30,930 --> 00:30:33,487 -Shawn, are we staying? 460 00:30:33,590 --> 00:30:37,944 -The engagement is really high with you here. 461 00:30:38,047 --> 00:30:39,361 Oh, this is so stupid. 462 00:30:39,464 --> 00:30:42,331 All right, let me think about this. 463 00:30:42,435 --> 00:30:44,370 Okay. We'll stay. 464 00:30:44,473 --> 00:30:46,028 Yes! Yes! 465 00:30:46,132 --> 00:30:47,653 -Hey, sponsors, I just want to say, 466 00:30:47,756 --> 00:30:50,175 I know this is technically outside of our agreement, 467 00:30:50,278 --> 00:30:51,902 but you saw that I didn't do this. 468 00:30:52,005 --> 00:30:53,250 She came on her own. Okay? 469 00:30:53,353 --> 00:30:56,151 -He's telling the truth. I have never met him. 470 00:30:56,255 --> 00:30:57,914 -Okay. 471 00:30:58,017 --> 00:31:00,609 We've got a ghost to investigate. 472 00:31:04,893 --> 00:31:06,655 Here. Take this. 473 00:31:10,490 --> 00:31:12,113 -It's Chrissy. 474 00:31:13,081 --> 00:31:15,188 -All right. 475 00:31:20,371 --> 00:31:23,411 All right, let's hurry before I think it through. 476 00:31:28,525 --> 00:31:31,565 I can't believe I'm coming out here again. 477 00:31:39,201 --> 00:31:41,446 Hey, turn around. Look that way. 478 00:31:41,550 --> 00:31:44,452 Turn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Walk backwards like that. 479 00:31:46,525 --> 00:31:50,050 I got eyes in the back of my head now. 480 00:31:50,153 --> 00:31:53,124 -I think we should go to the master bedroom. 481 00:31:53,228 --> 00:31:54,748 -No, I don't want to go down there. 482 00:31:54,852 --> 00:31:57,305 -That's where Corner Man lives. Isn't that who you saw? 483 00:31:57,408 --> 00:31:59,793 -Okay, fine. We'll go to his room. 484 00:32:06,668 --> 00:32:08,050 -Do I still need to walk backwards? 485 00:32:08,153 --> 00:32:09,915 -Yes, but look up so we can actually see. 486 00:32:10,020 --> 00:32:11,885 -Okay. 487 00:32:11,988 --> 00:32:13,647 -Better. 488 00:32:14,027 --> 00:32:16,100 -Hey, Shawn. 489 00:32:16,204 --> 00:32:17,793 I think people would really like it 490 00:32:17,897 --> 00:32:20,660 if you acted a little more excited about this. 491 00:32:20,765 --> 00:32:22,768 -Are you fan-splaining to me right now? 492 00:32:22,872 --> 00:32:25,394 I know what I'm doing. 493 00:32:26,051 --> 00:32:29,160 There it is. That's his room. 494 00:32:29,263 --> 00:32:31,924 Some people legit died in there. 495 00:32:33,547 --> 00:32:36,622 Chrissy! 496 00:32:36,727 --> 00:32:39,628 Seriously? 497 00:32:39,732 --> 00:32:41,494 Chrissy! 498 00:32:43,636 --> 00:32:45,468 Chrissy, what the hell are you doing? 499 00:32:45,571 --> 00:32:47,541 I'm serious! 500 00:32:47,644 --> 00:32:49,924 You scared me. What are you doing? 501 00:32:50,028 --> 00:32:53,068 -Sorry. Just hunting for ghosts. 502 00:32:53,172 --> 00:32:54,312 -Okay. Well, new rule. 503 00:32:54,416 --> 00:32:58,424 We're not going to split up, ever. Okay? 504 00:33:03,572 --> 00:33:06,716 Okay. Everything seems calm in there right now. 505 00:33:16,700 --> 00:33:19,119 Hey, to go over there. That's his space. 506 00:33:19,223 --> 00:33:21,468 You're disrespecting it. 507 00:33:31,246 --> 00:33:34,045 I heard something. 508 00:33:34,148 --> 00:33:35,565 -I'm gonna kill her. 509 00:33:35,668 --> 00:33:39,676 Before this night is over, I'm gonna kill Christy. 510 00:33:39,780 --> 00:33:41,646 What is it? 511 00:33:42,924 --> 00:33:45,515 I'm good at checking out closets. 512 00:33:51,319 --> 00:33:53,600 This sounds like mice. 513 00:33:56,226 --> 00:33:57,331 Whoa! 514 00:33:57,434 --> 00:33:59,991 That goes way back there. 515 00:34:08,318 --> 00:34:10,840 Stairs! 516 00:34:12,533 --> 00:34:13,811 -Let me see. 517 00:34:13,915 --> 00:34:17,854 A secret room. Let's go down there. 518 00:34:18,234 --> 00:34:20,410 -That would be so stupid. 519 00:34:26,872 --> 00:34:29,290 Why do you think they covered this up? 520 00:34:29,393 --> 00:34:30,706 - Maybe they thought... - Shh! 521 00:34:30,810 --> 00:34:35,508 Oh, smells like a dead feet in here. 522 00:34:38,826 --> 00:34:41,727 This looks like an old cellar. 523 00:34:43,490 --> 00:34:45,735 Shawn! 524 00:34:47,221 --> 00:34:49,432 -Oh, wow. 525 00:35:00,281 --> 00:35:01,697 What is that? 526 00:35:01,801 --> 00:35:05,705 It's locked. There's probably money in here. 527 00:35:07,951 --> 00:35:10,335 Do you think some of this is Mildred's stuff? 528 00:35:10,439 --> 00:35:11,855 -I don't know. 529 00:35:15,552 --> 00:35:17,694 What's that? 530 00:35:19,457 --> 00:35:21,598 What is this? 531 00:35:21,702 --> 00:35:23,982 Mildred Pratt? 532 00:35:24,086 --> 00:35:25,744 This must be her journal! 533 00:35:25,848 --> 00:35:29,787 Are we about to uncover the secret of this house? 534 00:35:31,134 --> 00:35:34,589 "The dianthus are blooming. The birds are cooing. 535 00:35:34,692 --> 00:35:38,459 Your visage is in the sunlit canopies." 536 00:35:38,562 --> 00:35:40,704 Oh, never mind. These are just poems. 537 00:35:40,808 --> 00:35:42,363 -That's so cool. Read another one. 538 00:35:42,466 --> 00:35:44,367 -They don't even rhyme. 539 00:35:44,470 --> 00:35:45,921 -What? Let me see. 540 00:35:46,025 --> 00:35:47,614 -What is that? 541 00:35:47,718 --> 00:35:49,031 What is that?! 542 00:35:49,134 --> 00:35:51,795 That is a dead animal! 543 00:35:51,899 --> 00:35:53,660 That is a dead, 544 00:35:53,764 --> 00:35:55,976 mummified animal! 545 00:35:56,079 --> 00:35:57,772 -No! 546 00:36:00,985 --> 00:36:05,096 -A secret room with Mildred's stuff. 547 00:36:08,448 --> 00:36:12,283 Do the wheel, please. Yes. Yes. Let's do the wheel! 548 00:36:12,387 --> 00:36:15,254 I'm actually excited this time. Let's do it. 549 00:36:21,645 --> 00:36:24,238 Here, Chrissy. You can spin it. 550 00:36:26,793 --> 00:36:28,349 It's on the line. Spin again. 551 00:36:28,453 --> 00:36:31,216 -No, Shawn. It's not an accident. 552 00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:34,050 Something wants us to do both. 553 00:36:40,338 --> 00:36:42,238 -Spirit board. 554 00:36:46,488 --> 00:36:48,630 AVP reporter. 555 00:36:48,733 --> 00:36:49,838 -Candles? 556 00:36:49,942 --> 00:36:51,739 -I don't have candles. 557 00:36:51,842 --> 00:36:54,053 I have these. 558 00:36:59,927 --> 00:37:03,140 -To start, I'll need you to read the poems out loud. 559 00:37:03,244 --> 00:37:04,385 -No, they're boring. 560 00:37:04,488 --> 00:37:07,598 - They're not boring. - Chrissy, this is my show. 561 00:37:07,701 --> 00:37:10,015 Put one of your hands on this book. 562 00:37:13,989 --> 00:37:16,684 Spirits of this house. 563 00:37:16,788 --> 00:37:18,999 We want to talk to the child spirits of this house. 564 00:37:19,102 --> 00:37:22,108 Not to slendery thing. Please. 565 00:37:22,212 --> 00:37:24,700 I'm now turning the floor over to Chrissy. 566 00:37:24,803 --> 00:37:26,738 You got this. 567 00:37:29,088 --> 00:37:31,955 -How are you, my spiritual children? 568 00:37:33,475 --> 00:37:35,514 -Listen. 569 00:37:41,975 --> 00:37:46,293 Were any of you killed by the spirit named Mildred? 570 00:37:50,957 --> 00:37:55,103 -Shawn, I know a chant that always works. 571 00:37:55,207 --> 00:37:56,762 Repeat after me. 572 00:37:59,975 --> 00:38:01,909 -No, I don't say weird things I don't understand. 573 00:38:02,013 --> 00:38:03,993 -Okay, I don't know, like, the literal translation. 574 00:38:04,017 --> 00:38:06,539 But basically it's an offering of peace to those 575 00:38:06,643 --> 00:38:07,784 who may not be at peace. 576 00:38:07,887 --> 00:38:10,063 Like, maybe the spirit wasn't satisfied. 577 00:38:10,167 --> 00:38:12,793 Like, maybe they wanted more out of life. 578 00:38:12,897 --> 00:38:14,313 -Okay. Fine. 579 00:38:14,417 --> 00:38:16,351 -Okay. Repeat after me. 580 00:38:29,619 --> 00:38:31,416 -What was that? 581 00:38:35,043 --> 00:38:37,254 The motion sensors must have picked up something 582 00:38:37,358 --> 00:38:39,120 in the bathroom. 583 00:38:40,122 --> 00:38:42,609 - Let's go check it out. - No! 584 00:38:42,714 --> 00:38:45,131 -You have to check out the paranormal activity, Shawn. 585 00:38:45,235 --> 00:38:46,583 You made up the rules. 586 00:38:46,686 --> 00:38:48,010 -That's what we're doing right now. 587 00:38:48,034 --> 00:38:49,530 We're checking out the ghost in this room. 588 00:38:49,554 --> 00:38:51,741 If there's another ghost when we're checking out a ghost, 589 00:38:51,765 --> 00:38:54,356 it gets canceled out. 590 00:38:54,460 --> 00:38:56,603 - "Chrissy's braver than you." Stop it. 591 00:38:56,706 --> 00:38:57,984 She's not braver than me. 592 00:38:58,087 --> 00:39:00,126 She's just trying to get out of our board game 593 00:39:00,230 --> 00:39:03,063 because she's obviously losing. 594 00:39:03,166 --> 00:39:04,376 - "Your rules, Shawn." 595 00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:06,241 Oh, give me a freaking break, guys. 596 00:39:06,345 --> 00:39:08,626 I thought you were Wrathies. 597 00:39:10,318 --> 00:39:15,086 Okay, just give me a minute to think about this. 598 00:39:20,614 --> 00:39:22,065 -Don't worry, Shawn. 599 00:39:22,169 --> 00:39:26,384 I have a feeling that soon you won't be afraid anymore. 600 00:39:26,488 --> 00:39:28,596 -Thank you for that. 601 00:39:28,699 --> 00:39:31,602 What if Chrissy goes? 602 00:39:31,705 --> 00:39:33,882 -Sure. I guess. 603 00:39:33,985 --> 00:39:36,714 But you said we shouldn't separate ever. 604 00:39:36,819 --> 00:39:39,167 -But then I realized we should. 605 00:39:40,861 --> 00:39:42,208 Guys, guys, whoa, whoa. 606 00:39:42,311 --> 00:39:45,041 I'm not making her go check it out by herself. 607 00:39:45,145 --> 00:39:47,459 She's a strong, independent woman, 608 00:39:47,564 --> 00:39:50,742 and she's choosing to go alone, right? 609 00:39:52,953 --> 00:39:55,233 It's actually better this way because I can look at 610 00:39:55,337 --> 00:39:58,378 the monitors and let you know if something's happening. 611 00:40:10,816 --> 00:40:12,715 What was that? 612 00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:19,729 Did that just move? 613 00:40:22,597 --> 00:40:24,359 Oh, crap. 614 00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:27,780 Chrissy? 615 00:40:31,718 --> 00:40:33,515 Screw this room. 616 00:40:42,497 --> 00:40:43,845 Chrissy? 617 00:40:48,129 --> 00:40:50,444 Chrissy? 618 00:40:52,414 --> 00:40:54,175 Chrissy! 619 00:40:59,669 --> 00:41:01,431 Chrissy! 620 00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:15,907 Chrissy? 621 00:41:20,122 --> 00:41:21,781 Ah! 622 00:41:21,885 --> 00:41:24,372 Stupid... big little lies. 623 00:41:24,476 --> 00:41:25,754 What the "F" is wrong with you? 624 00:41:25,858 --> 00:41:27,205 -You are so jumpy. 625 00:41:27,308 --> 00:41:29,589 -Because there are literal actual ghost things 626 00:41:29,693 --> 00:41:31,835 happening to me right now, and you're up here 627 00:41:31,938 --> 00:41:34,150 pissing around like you don't care about any of it, 628 00:41:34,253 --> 00:41:35,819 and you're trying to turn my fans against me. 629 00:41:35,843 --> 00:41:38,814 - Shawn, it's just a joke. - No, it's not. 630 00:41:38,918 --> 00:41:40,922 Where did you even go? 631 00:41:41,025 --> 00:41:42,683 -Just hiding. 632 00:41:42,787 --> 00:41:45,033 -Where, Chrissy? You disappear so fast. 633 00:41:45,137 --> 00:41:46,495 How do you even know where to hide? 634 00:41:46,519 --> 00:41:49,317 Have you been here before? 635 00:41:49,420 --> 00:41:51,667 Did you get here before I did? 636 00:41:51,770 --> 00:41:52,841 -No, Shawn. 637 00:41:52,945 --> 00:41:55,501 -Then how did you get in? I locked the door. 638 00:41:55,605 --> 00:41:57,920 - I went through a window. - Bullshit! 639 00:41:58,024 --> 00:42:01,997 You're not a huge fan. You're a crazy stalker freak. 640 00:42:02,101 --> 00:42:04,346 This whole thing has turned into me baby sitting a freak. 641 00:42:04,449 --> 00:42:09,597 Meanwhile, I got 100% legit demons or ghosts after me. 642 00:42:11,601 --> 00:42:13,398 You are officially uninvited. 643 00:42:13,502 --> 00:42:16,680 Now I'm going to go back in the safe room by myself 644 00:42:16,784 --> 00:42:19,755 and Google how to exorcise ghost children. 645 00:42:19,859 --> 00:42:21,690 -I don't think that's a good idea. 646 00:42:21,794 --> 00:42:23,556 -Why not? 647 00:42:43,215 --> 00:42:45,011 Oh, shit. 648 00:42:49,365 --> 00:42:51,335 Oh, shit. 649 00:42:54,754 --> 00:42:56,517 Oh, shit. 650 00:42:59,661 --> 00:43:01,768 Oh, shit. I killed her. 651 00:43:01,872 --> 00:43:04,014 I killed her. 652 00:43:04,117 --> 00:43:07,123 I need the cops. I need the cops. 653 00:43:09,024 --> 00:43:10,372 Help! 654 00:43:10,475 --> 00:43:12,686 There's been an accident! I killed someone! 655 00:43:12,789 --> 00:43:14,483 Somebody call the cops! 656 00:43:14,586 --> 00:43:17,004 I'm at the old Pratt house about 20 miles down 657 00:43:17,109 --> 00:43:18,490 McGreedy Road. 658 00:43:18,594 --> 00:43:21,530 I'm gonna drive into town and turn myself in. 659 00:43:25,850 --> 00:43:29,132 I'm so sorry! It was an accident! 660 00:43:41,328 --> 00:43:43,090 Chrissy? 661 00:43:51,762 --> 00:43:53,523 Chrissy? 662 00:44:05,409 --> 00:44:07,206 Chrissy? 663 00:44:13,044 --> 00:44:16,741 I'm going to leave a first aid kit right here for you. 664 00:44:26,623 --> 00:44:29,559 What the hell was that?! 665 00:44:29,663 --> 00:44:31,597 What is that? 666 00:44:42,343 --> 00:44:44,036 It's her. 667 00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:51,049 It's her. 668 00:44:51,153 --> 00:44:52,363 It's Mildred. 669 00:44:52,466 --> 00:44:54,746 Did you guys see that? 670 00:44:56,888 --> 00:44:59,825 "You have to leave." I can't leave! 671 00:44:59,928 --> 00:45:01,622 She's blocking the stairs. 672 00:45:01,725 --> 00:45:03,798 I'm gonna die. 673 00:45:05,319 --> 00:45:06,735 What video? 674 00:45:07,737 --> 00:45:11,054 -Shawn, you know that thing that was hanging in the closet? 675 00:45:11,157 --> 00:45:14,716 Well, I figured out what it was. A symbol is a hamsa. 676 00:45:14,819 --> 00:45:17,169 It's hard to identify because it's an ancient version. 677 00:45:17,273 --> 00:45:19,277 But if you look at these shapes, you can see. 678 00:45:19,380 --> 00:45:21,212 These are the fingers, and this is the eyes. 679 00:45:21,315 --> 00:45:23,600 - This kid's like 12 years old. - I don't know if you know 680 00:45:23,665 --> 00:45:25,323 very much about hamsas, but it's a symbol 681 00:45:25,427 --> 00:45:26,774 that is used to ward off evil. 682 00:45:26,878 --> 00:45:28,467 Everybody uses it... 683 00:45:28,571 --> 00:45:30,989 The Jews, Muslims, Christians, Pagans. 684 00:45:31,093 --> 00:45:32,761 There's a whole thing on Wikipedia about it, 685 00:45:32,785 --> 00:45:34,454 but I'm pretty sure that the people that made it were 686 00:45:34,479 --> 00:45:37,139 trying to keep the evil spirits of the house at bay. 687 00:45:37,243 --> 00:45:40,939 And my guess is it was probably working until you destroyed it. 688 00:45:41,043 --> 00:45:42,183 - What? - I'm sorry, Shawn, 689 00:45:42,287 --> 00:45:44,671 but I just wanted to say I'm a big fan, 690 00:45:44,775 --> 00:45:46,478 and I think you're really funny, and the world 691 00:45:46,502 --> 00:45:48,309 should just forgive you because you're a good person 692 00:45:48,333 --> 00:45:51,685 and everybody's too sensitive these days. 693 00:45:55,416 --> 00:45:57,282 -I unleased her. 694 00:45:57,385 --> 00:45:59,735 I unleashed Mildred. 695 00:45:59,838 --> 00:46:02,499 Somebody help me! 696 00:46:04,848 --> 00:46:05,849 "Push past her..." 697 00:46:05,954 --> 00:46:09,305 I can't! I can't! 698 00:46:09,408 --> 00:46:12,449 Come on, Shawn. 699 00:46:12,552 --> 00:46:15,489 "If she had the power to attack you, she would have done it." 700 00:46:15,593 --> 00:46:18,219 Okay, okay. 701 00:46:18,323 --> 00:46:22,330 I'm gonna go try to squeeze past her. 702 00:48:23,566 --> 00:48:26,468 Yes. Yes 703 00:48:26,572 --> 00:48:27,815 That's not my key. 704 00:48:44,779 --> 00:48:47,474 Oh, shit, oh, shit. 705 00:48:52,484 --> 00:48:55,767 Ah! 706 00:49:01,259 --> 00:49:04,611 Where are the cops? I need help. I can't get out. 707 00:49:07,686 --> 00:49:10,035 "Maybe you're supposed to use the key to open the box." 708 00:49:10,139 --> 00:49:12,142 How's that supposed to help? 709 00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:20,296 It fits. 710 00:49:26,308 --> 00:49:30,558 Chrissy is Mildred! 711 00:49:49,146 --> 00:49:51,599 I can't just jump out a window. 712 00:49:59,510 --> 00:50:03,138 This is crazy. No way am I going back upstairs. 713 00:51:05,777 --> 00:51:08,990 -They're not going to let me out of this house! 714 00:51:10,822 --> 00:51:14,484 I can't leave. I've just gonna wait for the cops. 715 00:51:17,213 --> 00:51:19,597 What do you mean she owns me? 716 00:51:20,668 --> 00:51:23,502 -Shawn, I'm a Latin professor at Brown University. 717 00:51:23,605 --> 00:51:25,827 I've translated the Latin that you spoke early in the night 718 00:51:25,851 --> 00:51:28,235 when you tried to talk to the dead. 719 00:51:28,339 --> 00:51:29,893 Shawn, that woman lied to you. 720 00:51:29,997 --> 00:51:31,725 - What? - This is the actual translation 721 00:51:31,828 --> 00:51:33,417 of what you said. 722 00:51:33,521 --> 00:51:36,250 I give thee my soul and forfeit my will. 723 00:51:36,355 --> 00:51:38,220 - Oh, no. - I'm sorry, Shawn. 724 00:51:38,323 --> 00:51:39,982 -Can I help? 725 00:51:40,086 --> 00:51:42,780 Shawn, we have a theory about what's been happening 726 00:51:42,884 --> 00:51:44,197 at the house. 727 00:51:44,301 --> 00:51:46,926 We think that every ghost lives there used to be alive, 728 00:51:47,030 --> 00:51:49,829 like you, Mildred totally messes with people's minds 729 00:51:49,932 --> 00:51:52,351 and tries to make them depressed and psycho 730 00:51:52,454 --> 00:51:54,769 and not themselves until eventually she gets them 731 00:51:54,873 --> 00:51:56,773 to say the chant that you said you said. 732 00:51:56,876 --> 00:51:59,226 So, Shawn, now that you said the words, I'm afraid that 733 00:51:59,330 --> 00:52:00,584 you might feel like killing yourself. 734 00:52:00,608 --> 00:52:02,439 - That's enough. - Don't die, Shawn. 735 00:52:04,823 --> 00:52:06,965 -Oh, no. 736 00:52:08,692 --> 00:52:10,939 I'm not going to kill myself! 737 00:52:12,562 --> 00:52:14,429 Karma for what I did? 738 00:52:14,532 --> 00:52:16,777 I didn't do anything wrong. 739 00:52:18,194 --> 00:52:20,233 I apologized because I had to. 740 00:52:20,336 --> 00:52:23,722 I lost everything. My parents got death threats. 741 00:52:23,826 --> 00:52:27,834 I was acquitted, by the way. No one ever mentions that. 742 00:52:30,391 --> 00:52:33,672 I never said I was a role model! 743 00:52:33,776 --> 00:52:37,128 I'm sick of apologizing for being myself! 744 00:52:37,231 --> 00:52:42,586 I regret apologizing, and that's the only thing I regret! 745 00:52:42,689 --> 00:52:44,624 I didn't know he was sick! 746 00:52:44,728 --> 00:52:47,561 He signed a waiver! 747 00:52:47,665 --> 00:52:50,118 I'm not racist! - Shawn. 748 00:52:50,222 --> 00:52:51,845 What was that? 749 00:53:00,414 --> 00:53:02,279 -Guilty! 750 00:53:22,215 --> 00:53:23,977 Ouch. 751 00:53:34,134 --> 00:53:37,002 Ah! Ow, my legs! 752 00:53:38,764 --> 00:53:41,217 Oh, I can't look. 753 00:53:41,321 --> 00:53:44,016 I can't look. 754 00:53:45,191 --> 00:53:48,715 Okay. I'll look. 755 00:53:57,594 --> 00:53:59,149 I shouldn't have looked! 756 00:54:00,635 --> 00:54:03,398 Where are the cops?! 757 00:54:04,469 --> 00:54:06,473 Clean it? 758 00:54:06,577 --> 00:54:08,995 Okay. 759 00:54:41,507 --> 00:54:43,235 Oh, no. 760 00:54:58,816 --> 00:55:00,855 Spark plugs. 761 00:55:28,599 --> 00:55:31,397 Spark plugs. 762 00:55:31,500 --> 00:55:33,194 Yes! 763 00:55:34,541 --> 00:55:37,132 Oh. Yes, yes. Yes. 764 00:55:39,101 --> 00:55:40,587 Ah! 765 00:55:51,816 --> 00:55:54,061 -Are you Shawn Ruddy? 766 00:55:56,377 --> 00:55:57,863 -Yes. 767 00:55:57,966 --> 00:56:00,419 Oh, you're my freakin' hero, man! 768 00:56:00,523 --> 00:56:02,319 - Okay, son. - You're never gonna hear me 769 00:56:02,422 --> 00:56:04,772 say another bad thing about the police, I swear. 770 00:56:04,876 --> 00:56:07,606 -Okay. I'm just happy to help. 771 00:56:09,954 --> 00:56:11,890 -We have to get out of here fast. 772 00:56:11,993 --> 00:56:14,722 Where's your car? I don't see your car, man. 773 00:56:14,827 --> 00:56:20,147 -I've been watching tonight. It's some really great stuff. 774 00:56:20,631 --> 00:56:22,116 -What? 775 00:56:22,220 --> 00:56:25,641 -But I really don't like it when you hurt people, Shawn. 776 00:56:25,744 --> 00:56:27,506 -No, no, no. 777 00:56:27,609 --> 00:56:29,856 -You really shouldn't hurt people, Shawn. 778 00:56:29,959 --> 00:56:32,412 -Is that what this is about? 779 00:56:32,516 --> 00:56:36,109 I would never hurt anyone on purpose! 780 00:56:36,212 --> 00:56:39,046 Except for you, mother frogger! 781 00:56:40,427 --> 00:56:41,429 Bitch! 782 00:56:41,533 --> 00:56:43,433 Strike. Ah! 783 00:57:06,547 --> 00:57:08,482 I can't see. 784 00:57:16,981 --> 00:57:19,158 Yes. 785 00:57:51,496 --> 00:57:53,812 Oh, no! Ah! 786 00:57:53,915 --> 00:57:56,368 Ah! 787 00:57:58,130 --> 00:58:01,308 Help me! They're coming to get me! 788 00:58:03,347 --> 00:58:07,251 I can't go back out there. You saw what was in the woods. 789 00:58:08,875 --> 00:58:12,918 Hamsa lady? Who's hamsa lady? 790 00:58:13,021 --> 00:58:15,025 -Grandma were talking to that guy I told you about. 791 00:58:15,060 --> 00:58:17,859 He's in the house right now. Tell him who you are. 792 00:58:17,962 --> 00:58:20,035 -My name is Hedy. 793 00:58:20,139 --> 00:58:22,418 When I was 15 years old, 794 00:58:22,523 --> 00:58:25,286 I lived in the Pratt house as a nanny. 795 00:58:25,390 --> 00:58:26,807 -No way! She lived here? 796 00:58:26,910 --> 00:58:30,262 -There's a vengeful spirit in the house named Mildred. 797 00:58:30,365 --> 00:58:34,339 She came after me, but I created a ward 798 00:58:34,442 --> 00:58:37,240 to keep her powers at bay. 799 00:58:37,344 --> 00:58:39,521 It's in upstairs closet. 800 00:58:39,625 --> 00:58:41,560 -He destroyed the house, Grandma. 801 00:58:41,663 --> 00:58:44,530 -Aw, shit. He's going to die. 802 00:58:44,635 --> 00:58:46,085 Can you tell him how to make 803 00:58:46,190 --> 00:58:47,433 a new hamsa? - Yes! 804 00:58:47,536 --> 00:58:49,748 Tell me how to put it back. 805 00:58:52,512 --> 00:58:55,449 Oh, crap! Ah! Hurry. 806 00:58:55,552 --> 00:58:59,215 -She sold her soul to the devil. 807 00:58:59,318 --> 00:59:02,255 That's why she has so much power. 808 00:59:02,358 --> 00:59:03,810 -Talk faster. 809 00:59:03,913 --> 00:59:05,513 And that's why your hamsa 810 00:59:05,537 --> 00:59:07,403 must be equally powerful. 811 00:59:07,506 --> 00:59:10,236 -Ah! He's coming! Ah! 812 00:59:10,340 --> 00:59:13,449 -Let this be an important lesson. 813 00:59:13,553 --> 00:59:16,385 The devil always betrays you. 814 00:59:16,489 --> 00:59:18,458 -Come on. Just tell me how to do it! 815 00:59:18,563 --> 00:59:23,503 -First, you must remember that all worthwhile counter vigils 816 00:59:23,606 --> 00:59:26,302 require a sacrifice of flesh. 817 00:59:26,405 --> 00:59:29,515 Aaaah! 818 00:59:44,129 --> 00:59:46,894 Oh, God. I need a weapon. 819 00:59:50,176 --> 00:59:52,076 Potato gun. 820 00:59:52,180 --> 00:59:54,045 Potatoes. 821 00:59:54,149 --> 00:59:55,842 Come on! 822 00:59:57,638 --> 00:59:59,400 Come on. 823 01:00:04,099 --> 01:00:05,516 -Aaah! 824 01:00:07,969 --> 01:00:09,869 Yes. 825 01:00:37,406 --> 01:00:42,277 Shawn! Shawn! Shawn! 826 01:00:46,975 --> 01:00:49,117 No, no, no, no, no! 827 01:00:49,222 --> 01:00:52,054 Ah! Ah! No! Ah! 828 01:00:54,024 --> 01:00:55,993 No! Ah! No, no! 829 01:00:56,097 --> 01:00:58,860 Aaah! Aah! 830 01:01:08,742 --> 01:01:11,886 Did you see that, Internet? 831 01:01:17,621 --> 01:01:20,903 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 832 01:01:21,007 --> 01:01:22,631 No! 833 01:01:40,562 --> 01:01:44,121 Somebody help! I'm dying! 834 01:01:45,641 --> 01:01:49,442 I don't even know if I'm still streaming. 835 01:01:49,546 --> 01:01:53,208 This is not the way I imagined going out! 836 01:01:55,868 --> 01:01:58,494 I was supposed to repair my image. 837 01:01:58,597 --> 01:02:01,569 I don't want to be remembered as a douchebag. 838 01:02:01,672 --> 01:02:05,093 Freaking Mildred! She's such a C. 839 01:02:05,196 --> 01:02:09,204 Maybe this is karma. Is God smiting me? 840 01:02:09,308 --> 01:02:11,589 I'm sorry. Okay? 841 01:02:11,692 --> 01:02:14,801 I'm sorry. 842 01:02:14,905 --> 01:02:16,494 No one can even hear me. 843 01:02:16,598 --> 01:02:19,016 Need to leave a note. 844 01:02:26,928 --> 01:02:29,278 "Unholy hand of power"? 845 01:02:29,381 --> 01:02:31,903 "Influence others with the power of your word." 846 01:02:32,007 --> 01:02:34,495 This looks like some kind of ritual. 847 01:02:34,598 --> 01:02:37,915 This must be what she did to sell her soul. 848 01:02:38,019 --> 01:02:41,819 Who knew this was actually a thing? 849 01:02:41,923 --> 01:02:45,136 Maybe there's something else. 850 01:02:45,240 --> 01:02:48,211 "Nothing changes. I am still, still, still. 851 01:02:48,315 --> 01:02:51,770 I am like the pond water. The pond water is still!" 852 01:02:51,873 --> 01:02:55,363 Pond water! That's what the ghosts keep repeating. 853 01:02:55,467 --> 01:02:58,473 She's forcing them to memorize her poetry. 854 01:02:58,576 --> 01:03:00,096 What a freaking weirdo. 855 01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:03,931 She's like me. She wants an audience. 856 01:03:04,035 --> 01:03:06,764 She kept trying to get me to read her poems. 857 01:03:06,868 --> 01:03:10,012 And her fiancé was a publisher. 858 01:03:10,115 --> 01:03:12,293 She's not creating a family. 859 01:03:12,396 --> 01:03:14,054 She's building a following. 860 01:03:14,158 --> 01:03:15,886 And I bet the more souls she collects, 861 01:03:15,989 --> 01:03:18,753 the more powerful she becomes. 862 01:03:19,789 --> 01:03:22,761 And what can hurt someone like me? 863 01:03:25,006 --> 01:03:29,014 Copy strike, a copy strike! 864 01:03:29,118 --> 01:03:30,984 Remember when I did that sewer surfing video, 865 01:03:31,087 --> 01:03:33,160 and I started singing "Surfin USA"? 866 01:03:33,264 --> 01:03:35,786 Well, the Beach Boys record label put a copy strike 867 01:03:35,889 --> 01:03:38,308 on it and claimed all my money for that video. 868 01:03:38,412 --> 01:03:42,282 What if I put a copy strike on Mildred? Forget the hamsa. 869 01:03:42,385 --> 01:03:45,875 If I can do this same unholy hand ritual that she did, 870 01:03:45,978 --> 01:03:48,086 I can claim her revenue, her power source. 871 01:03:48,189 --> 01:03:52,405 Are you following? I can get my soul back! 872 01:03:52,509 --> 01:03:53,960 This looks like a Latin. 873 01:03:54,063 --> 01:03:57,242 Internet, please translate these words for me. 874 01:03:57,345 --> 01:04:00,938 I'm going to need these words by the time I get to my laptop. 875 01:04:09,887 --> 01:04:12,892 Let's de-monetize this bitch. 876 01:06:09,499 --> 01:06:11,019 Hey, Mildred! 877 01:06:11,122 --> 01:06:13,679 Believe me when I say I understand 878 01:06:13,783 --> 01:06:16,167 why you do what you do. 879 01:06:16,270 --> 01:06:20,659 But in the words of my manager, 880 01:06:20,762 --> 01:06:23,664 you've taken things too far. 881 01:06:23,768 --> 01:06:26,394 Way too far. 882 01:07:16,491 --> 01:07:18,322 I'm still streaming! 883 01:07:18,426 --> 01:07:21,052 Can you guys hear me? 884 01:07:21,155 --> 01:07:23,400 You translated the words. Thank you. 885 01:07:23,505 --> 01:07:26,718 Death becomes unholy with the power of my... 886 01:07:29,171 --> 01:07:30,552 Oh, crap. 887 01:07:30,657 --> 01:07:33,420 Thank you so much, Internet. 888 01:07:44,303 --> 01:07:46,480 Wrathies, I don't have a lot of time, 889 01:07:46,583 --> 01:07:48,449 but I think it's probably pretty obvious 890 01:07:48,553 --> 01:07:50,972 to everyone that I'm not going to make it out of here alive. 891 01:07:51,075 --> 01:07:53,425 And I just wanted to thank you for helping me 892 01:07:53,528 --> 01:07:55,394 and supporting me. 893 01:07:55,498 --> 01:07:57,951 The truth is I think I've known for a while 894 01:07:58,055 --> 01:08:00,715 that I've been crossing a line. 895 01:08:00,818 --> 01:08:04,136 I wish I could go back and change some stuff, but I can't. 896 01:08:04,239 --> 01:08:09,525 And so I wanted to apologize, but for realsies this time. 897 01:08:09,628 --> 01:08:13,153 I'm sorry to everyone I've hurt with my stunts. 898 01:08:13,256 --> 01:08:14,915 It was wrong of me to pay a homeless man 899 01:08:15,019 --> 01:08:16,711 to fight me for a video. 900 01:08:16,815 --> 01:08:19,165 He seemed so much bigger than me, and I didn't think 901 01:08:19,268 --> 01:08:20,926 I could actually hurt him. 902 01:08:21,030 --> 01:08:22,689 But I apologize for hurting him. 903 01:08:22,792 --> 01:08:24,416 But what I didn't apologize for 904 01:08:24,519 --> 01:08:27,560 was for thinking of it in the first place. 905 01:08:27,663 --> 01:08:33,641 And also, I want to apologize to the minorities. 906 01:08:33,744 --> 01:08:35,921 A lot of you thought that I was making light 907 01:08:36,025 --> 01:08:37,200 of a serious situation 908 01:08:37,303 --> 01:08:39,100 when I got smuggled across the border. 909 01:08:39,204 --> 01:08:40,481 That wasn't funny. 910 01:08:40,585 --> 01:08:43,038 I mean, it was, but for the wrong reasons. 911 01:08:43,142 --> 01:08:44,870 And I'm sorry. 912 01:08:44,973 --> 01:08:48,635 I have been racially and culturally insensitive. 913 01:08:48,739 --> 01:08:51,987 But I've learned, and I've grown. 914 01:08:53,196 --> 01:08:57,514 In fact, I'd like to dedicate this broadcast 915 01:08:57,618 --> 01:08:59,726 to the Blacks and Mexicans. 916 01:08:59,830 --> 01:09:02,110 This is for you. 917 01:09:12,648 --> 01:09:15,654 This is Shawn Ruddy promising you the most 918 01:09:15,757 --> 01:09:18,659 cinematic experience in live streaming. 919 01:09:39,769 --> 01:09:43,915 Mildred! I'm waiting! 920 01:09:45,366 --> 01:09:48,026 My soul is waiting! 921 01:09:51,206 --> 01:09:52,967 Fine. 922 01:10:01,881 --> 01:10:05,440 "Echo my heart. Echo my soul. Bring my voice..." 923 01:10:09,690 --> 01:10:12,350 "Blackbirds roam, their voices moan." 924 01:10:12,454 --> 01:10:15,045 I mean, some of these are pretty good. 925 01:10:15,148 --> 01:10:16,047 Not. 926 01:10:40,163 --> 01:10:42,788 Hey, little guy. 927 01:10:42,892 --> 01:10:44,999 I'm not gonna hurt you. 928 01:10:46,762 --> 01:10:48,386 I think we can both agree that mommy's 929 01:10:48,489 --> 01:10:50,424 a little bit nuts, right? 930 01:10:50,528 --> 01:10:53,119 I was thinking maybe we could join f... 931 01:11:02,965 --> 01:11:05,073 Ah! 932 01:11:07,318 --> 01:11:09,184 -Shawn! 933 01:11:11,569 --> 01:11:14,194 You're going to face me yourself or just send your child army 934 01:11:14,298 --> 01:11:16,682 after me like a frickin' PewDiePie? 935 01:11:16,785 --> 01:11:20,275 -Shawny. Come get me. 936 01:11:20,379 --> 01:11:22,727 -You come get me! 937 01:11:22,832 --> 01:11:25,215 - You come get me. - Opposite! 938 01:11:27,875 --> 01:11:31,020 I'll find you in the hallway cam. 939 01:11:32,091 --> 01:11:34,337 What the hell is that? 940 01:11:34,440 --> 01:11:36,306 Ah! 941 01:11:36,410 --> 01:11:40,244 Corner Man, I saw you! 942 01:11:45,392 --> 01:11:46,982 Ah! 943 01:11:47,086 --> 01:11:49,574 I got you, you lazy... 944 01:11:49,677 --> 01:11:52,165 Okay. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, no! 945 01:11:56,380 --> 01:11:58,418 Garlic! 946 01:12:00,283 --> 01:12:03,635 Garlic is bullshit! 947 01:12:06,295 --> 01:12:09,508 Ah! 948 01:12:13,240 --> 01:12:14,449 -Shawn? 949 01:12:15,969 --> 01:12:18,630 Shawn, I'm scared. 950 01:12:18,733 --> 01:12:22,948 Help me, please. You hurt me real bad. 951 01:12:23,052 --> 01:12:25,575 -That's not gonna work, Mildred. 952 01:12:31,794 --> 01:12:33,832 Oh, shit. 953 01:12:35,352 --> 01:12:36,871 Mildred! 954 01:12:36,976 --> 01:12:39,671 Maybe I can help. I have the Internet. 955 01:12:39,774 --> 01:12:43,885 There's a lot of nice people on the Internet that like to help. 956 01:12:47,859 --> 01:12:49,759 No, no, no, no, no. 957 01:12:49,863 --> 01:12:51,279 No. 958 01:12:54,009 --> 01:12:56,600 Come on. Turn on. 959 01:12:56,704 --> 01:12:59,329 Turn on! 960 01:12:59,433 --> 01:13:01,056 -Shawn. 961 01:13:01,161 --> 01:13:03,303 I want you to meet someone. 962 01:13:19,057 --> 01:13:21,130 What?! 963 01:13:21,234 --> 01:13:22,961 Help! 964 01:13:24,620 --> 01:13:27,522 This feels so good. 965 01:13:35,952 --> 01:13:37,784 Hey. 966 01:13:37,887 --> 01:13:39,926 No way. 967 01:13:42,482 --> 01:13:45,833 Mm. 968 01:13:45,938 --> 01:13:48,770 Mm-hmm. 969 01:13:49,081 --> 01:13:52,225 No! Mildred! 970 01:13:54,644 --> 01:13:57,961 The pond water is still. 971 01:14:08,671 --> 01:14:13,439 Mildred, no! No! 972 01:14:21,800 --> 01:14:24,599 No, Mildred! 973 01:14:24,702 --> 01:14:26,810 I am the influencer! 974 01:14:26,913 --> 01:14:29,159 Ah! 975 01:14:51,236 --> 01:14:54,242 Aaaah! 976 01:15:16,044 --> 01:15:18,358 Garlic may not work on ghosts. 977 01:15:18,461 --> 01:15:21,295 But if there's one thing the movies have taught me, 978 01:15:21,398 --> 01:15:23,817 it's that holy water will f... 979 01:15:50,144 --> 01:15:51,733 I'm gonna kill her. 980 01:15:51,837 --> 01:15:53,772 Again. 981 01:16:23,139 --> 01:16:24,866 Watch your hands! Gotcha! 982 01:16:32,779 --> 01:16:35,785 No! - Smash it! 983 01:16:35,888 --> 01:16:37,512 Shawn. 984 01:16:44,974 --> 01:16:47,635 Aaah! 985 01:17:54,385 --> 01:17:56,182 Okay. 986 01:17:59,361 --> 01:18:00,777 -Surprise, bitch! 987 01:18:33,254 --> 01:18:34,981 Goodbye, Mildred. 988 01:18:35,085 --> 01:18:37,504 I hope you enjoy hell. 989 01:18:38,402 --> 01:18:42,202 Death becomes unholy with the power of my unholy hand. 990 01:18:42,306 --> 01:18:44,206 I use the power of my will, 991 01:18:44,310 --> 01:18:48,283 my words, my passion, my ambition, 992 01:18:48,387 --> 01:18:51,358 and my authority to take the souls 993 01:18:51,462 --> 01:18:55,711 of this house and bind them to me! 994 01:19:01,861 --> 01:19:06,146 Wait, wait. No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. 995 01:19:20,656 --> 01:19:23,075 Why?! No! 996 01:19:28,568 --> 01:19:30,296 No! 997 01:19:49,022 --> 01:19:52,062 No! 998 01:20:19,114 --> 01:20:20,152 -Bad Shawny. 999 01:20:46,305 --> 01:20:48,344 -I don't understand what happened. 1000 01:20:48,447 --> 01:20:49,623 I said the words. 1001 01:20:49,726 --> 01:20:52,904 -I'm coming to get... 1002 01:20:57,465 --> 01:20:59,158 -Ow. 1003 01:21:03,891 --> 01:21:06,344 What does she want? 1004 01:21:06,448 --> 01:21:08,245 It's over. 1005 01:21:08,348 --> 01:21:11,008 -Subscribe. 1006 01:21:13,842 --> 01:21:15,880 -Goodbye, Internet. 1007 01:21:15,984 --> 01:21:18,298 I'm sorry I let you down. 1008 01:21:28,733 --> 01:21:31,774 -That's that nasty finger. 1009 01:21:31,877 --> 01:21:34,468 What is it with Mildred and fingers? 1010 01:21:36,472 --> 01:21:39,098 -A sacrifice of flesh. 1011 01:21:39,201 --> 01:21:41,965 That old lady said that the cult rituals 1012 01:21:42,069 --> 01:21:44,626 require a sacrifice of flesh. 1013 01:21:46,457 --> 01:21:48,633 That's Mildred's finger. 1014 01:21:51,398 --> 01:21:53,021 Hey, Millie! 1015 01:21:53,125 --> 01:21:56,615 I'm about to put a ripple in your pond water. 1016 01:21:56,718 --> 01:22:00,588 Death becomes unholy with the power of my unholy hand. 1017 01:22:00,692 --> 01:22:04,803 I use the power of my will, my words, my passion, 1018 01:22:04,907 --> 01:22:08,016 my ambition, and my authority! 1019 01:22:08,119 --> 01:22:10,573 To take the souls of this house... 1020 01:22:12,784 --> 01:22:14,926 And bind them... 1021 01:22:16,066 --> 01:22:17,482 to me! 1022 01:23:00,739 --> 01:23:03,814 I did it! 1023 01:23:03,918 --> 01:23:05,680 Oh. 1024 01:23:38,952 --> 01:23:41,025 I did it. 1025 01:23:41,128 --> 01:23:42,130 No, wedid it! 1026 01:23:42,233 --> 01:23:46,207 We beat this house! 1027 01:23:46,310 --> 01:23:50,353 I just want to take a minute and think all of my fans. 1028 01:23:50,456 --> 01:23:53,048 I'm getting a little emosh. 1029 01:23:53,151 --> 01:23:56,468 We beat this house, you guys! 1030 01:23:56,572 --> 01:23:59,543 Suck on that, Huffington Post! 1031 01:23:59,647 --> 01:24:01,477 Ow! 1032 01:24:01,582 --> 01:24:04,864 Oh, my leg is definitely broken. 1033 01:24:06,868 --> 01:24:08,491 I told you! 1034 01:24:08,595 --> 01:24:13,398 No one off you a more cinematic experience in live streaming. 1035 01:24:13,501 --> 01:24:16,127 I, Shawn Ruddy, am once again 1036 01:24:16,230 --> 01:24:18,269 the number one live streamer in... 1037 01:24:29,670 --> 01:24:31,259 No!